Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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