What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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