What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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