Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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