whats long and black? a baton

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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