how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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