- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Good afternoon.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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