what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

a black man did not eat chicken.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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