What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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My Boyfriend

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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I have a horse.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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