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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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