Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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