how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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