Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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