- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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