Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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