- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Anthony sucks

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

alex is cool

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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