- Anti Joke

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious