- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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