- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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