- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Knock, Knock Come in

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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