whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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