- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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