- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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