Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Anti Joke

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