What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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