- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

No soup for you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??