- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

No soap radio

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

wsde

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?