Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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