- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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