- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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