- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why did the zebra cross the road?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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