I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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An anti-joke

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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