- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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