What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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