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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What city likes baseball the most? New York

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