If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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