why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Badabing.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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