- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Charlie Sheen is winning

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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