- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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