Womens rights.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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whats 7+4? 74

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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one of the idiot

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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