women's rights.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roak

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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