- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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