- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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