A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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