- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's round and orangey? An orange.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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