Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Atheism

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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y u no like me joke?

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hi

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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