what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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