- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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