Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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