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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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