- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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