- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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