- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

The holocaust

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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