An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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