- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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