Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's up? Your time.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Read a Book.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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