Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why? Why not?

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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