Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

No soap radio

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

hiya

Have you ever heard of a goose?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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