- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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