What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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This isn't funny.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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