You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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No antijoke here.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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