Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's your guys names?

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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