- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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