What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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This is a joke.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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GOODBYE

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