- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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