An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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