- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

why dont they make black forks

A child walks into a classroom.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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