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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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