Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Canadians

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Ready for something funny? nothing

A fat guy!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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