what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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