- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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