- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Abortion.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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