what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Rebecca Black's career.

read me write me

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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